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Journal Entry: Fri Dec 4, 2015, 8:47 AM
You are about to read the important shit

I lied.
Commissions are still open.
Help a Samus.

We didn't make our Christmas bonus this year for the first time since I started this job. With all the bullshit that has been going on financially for me, I was kinda counting on the money. The kicker? We missed out on it because we needed a part in order to get a job shipped, and it was backordered. That's it. We could have had it and then some, if not for that one, single part.

I don't even know what that part was, so I'm just going to go ahead and hate all the parts.

Here's a small plus: The Husbandbeast and I took advantage of a Black Friday sale to replace our busted ass dishwasher, so that's kinda a positive thing. We have 6 months at 0% interest, meaning it doesn't cut into my Christmassy things. It's something!

But seriously, fuck this time of year.

Order a commission if you want. I don't even fucking care any more.

Previously on "Watch Samus Grovel for Money:"

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Yep. I'm opening commissions again :stare:

Not sure I need anything else here. I hit a deer at midnight on the interstate a couple days ago. I have no idea what happened to the deer, and I'm seriously counting my blessings that it's only as bad as it is for me. People die from that shit, and I came away uninjured.
Needless to say, the car isn't driveable, and the actual bill is more than it says in the title, but I have to get this fixed cuz 30+ miles is a bit much to walk to and from work every day :/
Help a Samus, get an Art. See below for the details and junk. Yeah, I know I'm not going to raise $4k doing this, but every little bit helps.
If you don't know the drill by now, either note me or comment on this journal if you'd like to give me monies for arts.
$7- Bust to 1/2 Body Digital or Pencil Rough Ske
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Ever have one of those days?When it rains, it fucking pours.
Yesterday, I got a call from a collection agency, looking to collect on a balance that I apparently owe to the local hospital.
The thing is- the hospital overcharged me the past couple of times I went there, and that balance was supposed to be applied to this bill.
Well guess what.
It wasn't. And they've sent it to collections. And I have 15 days to straighten things out. The last time I had to talk to this hospital to straighten things out (that led to "oh hey yeah we charged you DOUBLE what we were supposed to), it took two fucking months to resolve everything. Awesome. Insert impending ding on my credit report here. :iconimskepticalplz:
But, because the universe likes to add insult to me forgetting to pay tolls when I take road trips, yesterday I got a ticket in the mail for NINETY FUCKING TWO DOLLARS.
Yes, it's my fault for forgetting to pay the tolls. No, I don't agree that I should have to pay $3.90 to pass under a bridge, and yes, there are alter

That's not funny, Universe.Remember yesterday when I said "When it rains, it fucking pours?" -> Ever have one of those days?
Turns out the universe thought that was FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Guess who needs a new goddamned roof on her house.
Do I really need to say it at this point?
Commissions are open :(

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Dear All My Watchers

• To all my new watchers, thanks so much for the watch. I hope I don't disappoint :D

• To everyone who recently fav'd my stuff, you're awesome and I appreciate it, and a llama badge is on its way to you. Llama = <3

• To the people who regularly fav my stuff (like, everything I submit >.> You know who you are), since I'm not much one for hugs myself, I send to you hug bunny!
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hooksnfangs Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Better late than never... BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D
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goodbye316 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
happy happy birthday. love you samus, and the guys say hi.
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gx-9901 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday. Hope this year is better than the last
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mortalli Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
Happy Winter Solstice! I know I'm a day early, but I wanted you to celebrate today for some reason.

Peace, Love and Happiness 
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LoneStranger Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hope you have a happy the birthday.
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